woah! ITS my birthday

O yeahhh(!)
Let us celebrate with something tht tickle the funny-bone,shall we(?)


Grandma, is it exciting being 99?
It certainly is! If I wasn't 99 I'd be dead.

Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?
The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue!

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?
He wanted to have a birthday potty!

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?
Because people kept toasting him!

What does a clam do on his birthday?
He shellabrates!

"Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."
Next time, take off the candles."


So,this is it,I'm a grown up woman now (feeling old),Oh wait,almost forgotten,I'm the SPM candidates & it's official now(!) *wohoo,can't wait -__-*


P/s:To mom,can I try my luck in lottery now? ;p



regards,
the birthday girl