Finesse

Dang it(!)My mom bought the Cleo's mag and I try to endure myself from fainting when I saw the front page.It made me frenetically scream my lung's out.The headline was succinct yet they do make the girls frantic in anger but more to disappointment.The head line was "Meet Miranda Kerr,the new Mrs Orlando Bloom".So wht're waiting girls,go wreak some havoc(!)And I think the headline should be changed to : "Kill Miranda Kerr,the new Mrs. Orlando Bloom" Well,don't sue me for this post cause I'm pret-taay sho that zillions of girls out there would probably do the same.HAHA.Eschew my husband will ya?I'll mourn for this I guess.It ain't tht easy to lose a husband especially to Miranda Kerr.NOOOOOOO!I would like to reiterate this again,screw her.Okayy maybe this time you win girl,take good care of him for me,promise?This should be the top list of a heart-rending story for the year --'

Seeing them together broke my heart into pieces yet I manage to find the daughty self in me to say this:Congratulation Mr & Mrs Bloom

*I need some tissues here*